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the best way to pick up in brisbane is to tell the girl you are from the band velociraptors, they have like 20 members she ain’t going to question shit

i love brindie (bris-indie) humour. i got one. “that chick’s got legs like waterworks road… ALL THE WAY TO THE GAP !!!!” okay so that one is more tradie/cartography 

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"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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